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dirty BLONDE
dirty BLONDE by Claudia Shear
National Touring Company
Majestic Theater, Dallas
Directed by James Lapine
*CAST*
Sally Mayes, Tom Riis Farrell,
Bob Stillman
*REVIEWED 02-12-02
~dirty BLONDE~
"I've been on
more laps than a napkin"-Mae West
"Beulah, peel
me a grape."-Mae West
The Platinum goddess. The
blonde bombshell. That woman who has a
body and sexual aura that has
men falling to their knees and kissing the pumps of these sexy broads,
while some women show seething distaste and restrain the urge in them to
throw a bucket of holy water at these big bosom broads.
If you think about it, every
generation has a blonde icon to worship
or hate. Jean Harlow, Marilyn
Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Anna Nicole
Smith, Pamela Lee Anderson, and
of course Madonna. I think Mae West
could be the first official
blonde who started the trend of the woman
who did not take no crap from
any man. She had her own set of rules,
and demanded things her way,
period both in business and in the bed.
Claudia Shear's dirty BLONDE
debuted on broadway in 2000, which
resulted in TONY nominations
for BEST PLAY and acting nods for all
three performers in the
production.
The play involves "Jo" (Sally
Mayes) and "Charlie" (Tom Riis
Farrell), two devoted fans of
Mae who meet by accident at the
mausoleum where West is
entombed. It is from there that the audience
is transported into two
different time periods. The present, and then
into 1920's & 30's to peek into
the life and career of Mae West
(also played by Mayes).
Mae West was born on August 17,
1893, in Brooklyn, New York. She was
a promising child star in
Vaudeville who had one hell of a backstage
mother-way before Mamma Rose
screeched, "Sing out Louse!".
Later in West's life the
persona, comedic techniques, and campy
sexual humor was taught to Mae
by the flamboyant gay men in her
life. As she grew older, she
began writing plays of her own, one of
which is notable for the
scandal surrounding it (she was arrested) as
well as for the time in which
it was made. After all, how often do
you hear of a play called "SEX"
running in 1926. But this was typical
audacity for Mae West.
Her film career began in 1932
when she played what was considered a
bit part in Night After Night.
Apparently she was unhappy with the
role so she instructed the
actress playing the coat check girl to
feed her the line, "Oh my
goodness!" as the girl admired West
dripping in diamonds. Mae
replied back, "oh. goodness had nothing to
do with it!". As a result, West
stole the show in every scene she
was in even though the film was
originally made as a vehicle for
George Raft
Being knee deep in the
Depression, American filmgoers found in Mae
West a risqué, independent
woman, draped in jewels and enjoying life.
The political and religious
climate of the times, however, saw her
open sexuality as pornographic
and tried at every turn to censor her
subsequent films. Will Hays,
who had begun to enforce the Production
Code, which was abandoned
decades later in favor of the MPAA Ratings
System, saw her as a major
threat to the morality of the nation.
Her first starring role was in
1933's She Done Him Wrong, based on
her highly successful play,
Diamond Lil, thankfully withstood such
censorship.
The film grossed $3 million, an
incredible sum for those days. This
was her second second film for
Paramount, for which she chose the
then unknown Cary Grant to be
her leading man.
It is generally considered one
of her best. However, each film
thereafter was attacked more
and more. As a result, her racy style of
comedy became increasingly
diluted and eventually, Miss West decided
to abandon the cinema as a
creative outlet.
After her film career began to
wane, she agreed to star in "My Little
Chickadee" with the alcoholic
W.C. Fields. It is Hollywood legend
that these two despised each
other, but in a catch-22 needed each
other since both of their film
careers could use a hit. Fields tended
to arrive drunk on the set,
which caused West to explode into heated
arguments with Fields. Oddly
enough, the film did become a major hit
for both stars.
By the time she retreated from
the silver screen, she had made nine
movies. Of those, she had
writers credit for five of them. Her
popularity had also raised
enough capital to bring the near bankrupt
studio, Paramount, into the
black.
She was even called by William
Wyler in asking West to star as "Norma
Desmond" in his film, SUNSET
BLVD., but she declined. Can you imagine
West coming down the staircase
saying those immortal lines, "Ohhh!
I'm ready for my Close up!".
She returned to film briefly to
play "Leticia" in Myra Breckinridge,
a gender-bender based on the
book by Gore Vidal. Typically, she
agreed to do the film on the
condition that she had creative control
over her part, which included
rewriting all of her dialogue. The film
also starred Rex Reed and
Raquel Welch. The film was hated by both
critics and audiences alike.
Her last film, and probably her
worst, was Sextette, released in 1978
when she was 85 years old and
suffering from assorted maladies which
were worked around as much as
possible during shooting. One of the
worst problems was memory loss
which made all of her dialogue seem
stilted. The sad thing is that
her delivery had always been the most
compelling and hilarious facet
of her film persona. West died on
November 22, 1980, of natural
causes.
Shear's Dirty BLONDE has
written within it, many of the above
mentioned career highs and
lows, but also Mae's personal life, which
include her marriages, affairs,
and work ethics. This play is like a sparkling, diamond encrusted necklace
that you would love to observe both in its glittery images and the
gaudiness of it as well, just like Mae's life.
The piece is deliciously
hysterical with its broad campy humor of
sex, love, money, and men,. I
just could not stop laughing. There are
scenes that are written like
perfectly cut gems that truly bring West
to life, both the good and bad
of this woman's life. This play is
just an uproarious evening of
divine comedy. But there are also the
tragic and sad moments of Mae's
life. Such as her decaying years
where she lived in seclusion .
The play also shows us the
progression of Jo and Charlie's
relationship, which takes some
pretty odd twists and turns, but
provides a subplot that has Mae
West in the center of their
relationship.
The minute you enter the
Majestic theater, Mae is already watching
you! The set is a forced
perspective design that focus directly to a
backdrop of those eyes that
belong to the blonde icon. The walls are
designed like slick, white
tiles on which lighting designer David
Lander designs an array of
glorious colors, gobos, and gels to splash
on them.
Lander will take you from a
chinese restaurant to the palm
trees of Hollywood with just
the right gobo or gel.
But what makes the design (by
Douglas Stein) of the set work
superbly is its use of just
little pieces. The cast uses two chairs,
a folding table, and a piano
for furniture. The back walls will use
various drapes, curtains, wall
units, etc. to take us from an old
Vaudeville theater in 1920
directly into a New York apartment in 2002.
Both the light and set design
(which I have learned is exactly from
its broadway production) is
just brilliance in its conception.
James Lapine's direction is
perfect, period. The pace is flawless,
the piece has no intermission,
and while the play clocks in a little
under two hours, you honestly
don't feel it. You are so wrapped and
involved in the play that you
just don't notice how the time goes
by, its that good folks!
But its those small details
that will just win you over in his
direction. The blocking and the
way the piece transcends from one
century directly into the
present day is just amazing to watch.
Sally Mayes channels Mae West
so perfectly, you almost think its
really the diamond blonde come
back to life on that stage! Mayes has
perfected West's vocal cadence,
right down to her "oh's!". But its
the way she molds and contorts
her body and face to become West
that is just rapturous to
watch. You are observing a performance that
metroplex audiences can only
see on broadway, but now have a chance
to see it here in Dallas! Mayes
has to transform from New York Jo to
Mae West in seconds-in one
scene that will astound you in particular.
But she brings the decaying of
Mae's body to full realization that
will break your heart.
Oh, then there are those
hilarious songs! Sprinkled throughout the
evening Mayes as West warbles
some downright bawdy numbers that will
have you begging for more!
There's the duet with her husband "Frank"
to the side splitting finale
number, "dirty blonde" that had me
laughing so hard I needed
oxygen! Mayes comedic tour de force
performance will have you
begging the usher for depends, but also she
will touch your heart and soul
with the sad and deep, personal
moments of both Jo's and Mae's
lives. She is resplendent.
Bob Stillman is the only member
of the original broadway cast who is
repeating his performance on
tour. His work in this play did earn him
a 2000 TONY nomination as well.
Stillman has an actor's dream set
before him. He portrays an
array of men in both women's' lives. He
has "Frank", the vaudeville
song & dance man who Mae married,
there's the gambling old man
who is Mae's only friend in her last
years, also there's the
flamboyant personal assistant to Mae who
taught her all about camp,
bawdy humor, and the walk! Stillman uses
various accents and dialects to
bring his characters to astonishing
life. He uses his facial
expressions to full advantage. He will have
you in fits of laughter from
his supreme gift of comic timing and
pace (Which in fact, all three
performers have in bushels!). He is
marvelous.
Tom Riis Farrell-like Stillman-also
has a cornucopia of characters to
bring to life on stage, and
succeeding in every single one of them.
As "Charlie", he is a shy and
lonely man who just wants to find love
and acceptance, this character
will move you deeply all due to
Farrell's sympathetic and
moving performance in the role. But then
Farrell will have you guffawing
on the floor from his comic
characters as well. From his
"dumb as a box of rocks" sailor, to the
brain dead boxer, to the
flaming drag queen who is one of Mae's
backstage pals. Farrell also
brings to life "W.C. Fields". Wait till
you see Mayes's "West" and
Farrell's "Fields" scene-it is the
bitchest cat fight and just a
riot to watch these two screen stars
go at each other's throats with
their razor sharp comebacks. Farrell
is extraordinary.
It should also be noted that
both Stillman and Farrell play the piano
the various characters
throughout the evening, talk about triple
threat talents!
The finale number, "dirty
blonde" is Mayes as West in her much later
years in life doing her Las
Vegas act with two muscle bound men
(Stillman and Farrell). This
number will have you laughing way past
the curtain call! The facial
expressions of both men, and Mayes as
West always a step behind on
the choreography, will have you wiping
tears from your eyes because
you are laughing so hard! Kudos also the
comic choreography created for
this and the other numbers .
I STRONGLY urge each and every
single one of you to haul down to the
Majestic theater and go see
dirty BLONDE! This city is so fortunate
to have this production stop
here. Plays from broadway hardly get
national tours anymore-and here
we have one! Sometimes you just need
to experience a new, fresh, and
unseen production to open your
horizons. This play is it!
The cast, direction, and design
elements bring to its audience a
rollicking and jubilant evening
of theatre that you will be so glad
you watched.
As the platinum haired, diamond
wearing, sex bomb herself would
say, "Come up and see me some
time!", and believe me-YOU WON'T REGRET IT!
RATING: A++
--John Garcia
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