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ALTAR BOYZ
(National Tour)
Book by Kevin Del Aguila
Music & Lyrics by Gary Adler & Michael Patrick Walker
REVIEWED 01-16-07 PERFORMANCE
Directed by Stafford Arima
Choreographed by Christopher Gattelli
CAST
MATTHEW.............Matthew Buckner
MARK.....................Ryan J Ratliff
LUKE.......................Jesse JP Johnson
JUAN.......................Jay Garcia
ABRAHAM.............Nick Blaemire
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Since the musical ALTER BOYZ involves religion, I will start off with a
confession. I am-and have always been-addicted to boy bands. I know. I
can here my readers gasp, jaws dropping with a loud thud on computer
keyboards, and everyone in complete disbelief. I am a fan of NSYNC,
Backstreet Boys, and 98% Degrees. But hey, I stop at O-Town. I don't go
for fakers. There, you have my confession. Well actually one more.
Back in 2002 I actually went to a Backstreet Boys concert here in Dallas
at Reunion Arena. All by myself, none of my friends would go. But there
I was, in a sea of tiny girls, high school girls, older women, oh-and
gay men. The dancing, the music, the harmonies, and the energy. I was
all caught up in it! And yea...I screamed along with Tiffany, Christy, &
Amanda-who were the three high school Sophomores sitting next to me. So
what! Whew. There, I said it, my secret is out.
ALTAR BOYZ opened in New York in March 2005, where it is still playing
strong. I saw the Off Broadway production in 2006 and thoroughly enjoyed
it. It was fresh, funny, & full of peppy, danceable pop songs.
The national tour of this musical about a religious boy band has now
stopped at the Majestic Theater here in Dallas.
Kevin Del Aguila's hilarious book takes us to the final concert of this
boy band that includes Matthew (the Justin Timberlake of the band);
Luke, the bad boy who just got out of rehab for "exhaustion" (think A.J.
McClean or Joey Fontone); Juan-the ethnic one; Abraham (the Jewish one);
and Mark (the Lance Bass of the band). Aguila's rip roaring book shows
us how they met, how they deal with love, friendship, bad influences,
and how god works in their lives. All met with side splitting results in
music and book.
Gary Alder and Michael Patrick Walker's music and lyrics pay great
homage to the bubblegum, pop infused music that boy bands sing. From
tight harmonies to notes that wail all over the music sheet. There are
some hysterical lyrics within the score that slay the audience.
One of the major reasons why the musical is so enjoyable is Christopher
Gattelli's superb choreography. Using as his canvas are all those music
videos that they show on MTV and the dance work of the real boy bands,
Gattelli's choreography is a cornucopia of sizzling, dazzling, hip hop,
pop, crunk, and good ole Broadway jazz. It is wicked, fierce, and
uproarious.
Confession here, I actually thought the majority of this cast was much
funnier and enjoyable than the New York company.
This cast had so much hot, raw, blinding energy that they melted away
any hint of the blistering cold that was just outside the theater doors.

As the leader of the group, Mathew Buckner is the complete package.
Handsome, chiseled features, major biceps, and a beautiful set of tenor
vocal pipes. Squeezed into a very tight black shirt and jeans, he made
several women (& men) swoon throughout the evening. Buckner's best
number was his sweet ballad that he sings to a female audience member
that he pulls from the audience. His tenor voice is exquisite. Buckner
is terrific in this production.
Jesse JP Johnson as "Luke" receives loud laughs from the audience for
his portrayal of the bad boy who is in recovery. Johnson parlays his
talents to a rap song that is a solid hit with the audience. Adding a
layer of not being too bright to his performance only generated more
laughter. With a combination of Marky Mark and deer in the headlights,
Johnson wins the audience approval with his mirth provoking
characterization.
As the only Jew in a Catholic boy band, Nick Blaemire as "Abraham" is
brilliant and hilarious in the musical. His comic timing and facial
expressions are in perfect unison that works wonderfully with his
characterization. While Blaemire may not possess the strongest singing
voice in the bunch, his performance is nonetheless impressive.
While Jay Garcia as "Juan" had his moments, he seemed a couple of steps
behind in comedic delivery and timing with the others on stage. Garcia
at times just did not match the level of hilarity that his fellow actors
were playing on. One problem here could be that the role is written too
generic and stereotyped; boxing in Garcia on what he could do with the
role. Don't get me wrong, Garica was highly enjoyable, it's just that he
could have gone much further with the role and the comedy (especially
the subtext).
The best performance of the cast and whole stole the show was Ryan J
Ratliff as "Mark". No matter what he did, the audience would roar in
laughter. Ratliff's facial expressions alone had me in constant
laughter. His comedic timing, pace, and delivery hit the comic bull's
eye through out the entire evening, never once missing its target. One
of the best vocal numbers of the night was Ratliff's "Epiphany", an 11
O'clock torch ballad about admitting something about yourself to others.
Ratliff brought to the stage some Whitney Houston (right down to the
sweating and towel), a dash of Mariah Carey, and ended with some major
Effie White from DREAMGIRLS. It was hilarious from beginning to end.
As a group, many of the numbers are hysterical with sublime
choreography, such as "We Are the Alter Boyz", "The Calling", "Rhythm in
Me", "La Vida Eternal", and "Number 918".
ALTAR BOYZ has it all: a marvelous book and score, fantastic
choreography, crystal clean vocals with sublime harmonies, and a
sensational cast whose energy will blow the roof off the Majestic! Don't
miss it!
GRADE: A
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Dallas Summer Musicals' Broadway Contemporary Series Presents the
Award-Winning Musical Comedy Smash Hit-
ALTAR BOYZ (National Tour)
The Majestic Theatre, Dallas Texas
Through January 21, 2007
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